is-getting-old:

eva-420:

i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over

every time i read this i laugh a little harder

eriter:

murphypendleton:

THERE’S NEVER A BAD TIME TO WHIP OUT YOUR 

hidden valley ranch salad dressing. great for any meal you can whip out a bottle of hidden valley ranch salad dressing at most occasions maybe even two bottles or three. the average human eats 400 bottles of hidden valley ranch salad dressing in one year that is not a made up lie. hidden valley ranch salad dressing in my mouth